英語(yǔ)小笑話:不要和小孩爭(zhēng)論
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2016-05-08 21:50
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。她的老師說(shuō):“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看,是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物,可它的嗓子非常小?!?/span>那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)約拿(一位西伯來(lái)先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。她的老師非常生氣,她再次告訴小女孩說(shuō):“從身體構(gòu)造角度來(lái)講,鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的?!?/span>那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō):“那等我到了天堂,就去問(wèn)問(wèn)約拿?!?/span>她的老師問(wèn):“那么,假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”那個(gè)小女孩回答:“如果是那樣的話,你就去問(wèn)他?!?/span>