1. The buddy said to Tom, "I hear that it's the safest sitting in the middle of the train. Once an accident occurs, both ends of the train get damaged worst."

伙伴對(duì)湯姆說：“我聽說坐在火車中間最安全。一旦發(fā)生事故，火車兩頭遭到的破壞最大?！?/div>

"Idiot! Why won't they get rid of both ends of the train?"

“白癡！他們?yōu)槭裁床蝗サ艋疖嚨膬深^呢？”

2. "You'll be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to schoolby bus but ran all the way after it."

“媽媽，你今天會(huì)對(duì)我滿意的，“放學(xué)回家后，迪克對(duì)媽媽說?！拔沂∠铝塑囧X。我上學(xué)時(shí)沒有乘公共汽車，而是一路跟著公共汽車跑?！?/div>

"Well," said his mother laughing. "Next time you should run after a taxi, you'll save much more."

“噢，”她的媽媽笑道?！跋麓文銘?yīng)該跟在出租車后面跑，會(huì)省更多?！?/div>

3. The orchard-keeper spotted a little boy sneak into the orchard and climb an apple tree, so he raced over. "Little devil, what are you doing up on my tree?"

護(hù)園人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)小男孩偷偷鉆進(jìn)果園，爬上了一棵蘋果樹，就迅速走了過去?！靶〖一铮阍谖业臉渖献鍪裁?？”

"Look here, sir, an apple fell off your tree, so I'm trying to put it up again!" the boy replied holding the apple in his hand.

“看這里，先生，一個(gè)蘋果從您的樹上掉了下來，所以我想把它重新掛上去！”小男孩舉著手里的蘋果回答說。

4. "Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

“你有沒有照我說的那樣給爺爺寫感謝信？”

"Yes, mama," replied Jane.

“有，媽媽，”簡回答說。

Your handwriting seems very large."

“你的字寫得好像很大。”

"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing it loudly."

“啊，爺爺耳聾，所以我要寫得大聲點(diǎn)?！?/div>

5. Son: "Dad, give me a dime."

兒子：“爸爸，給我一毛錢?！?/div>

Father: "Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?"

父親：“兒子，你不認(rèn)為自己漸漸長大，不應(yīng)該總是一毛一毛地要錢嗎？”

Son: "I guess you're right, dad. Give me a dollar, will you?"

兒子：“爸爸，我想你說得對(duì)。給我一塊錢，好嗎？”


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題材豐富、淺顯易懂
英漢對(duì)照、翻譯中肯
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上海交通大學(xué)出版社

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