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Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

斯丹:我贏了 92 條金魚(yú)。

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德:你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?

Stan: In the bathroom.?

斯丹:浴室。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德:但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?

Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

斯丹:蒙住它們的眼睛!

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英語(yǔ)單詞講解:

blindfold vt. (作名詞時(shí)意思是眼罩)

1. (用布或帶)蒙住…的眼睛;蒙住(眼睛):

The victim was blindfolded.

受害者被蒙住了眼睛。

to blindfold the hostage

蒙住人質(zhì)的眼睛

2. 妨礙視力;遮住(或擋住)…的視線:

The tall man in the front blindfolded me.

前面的高個(gè)子男人擋住了我的視線。

3. 使不理解,使失去識(shí)別能力(或判斷力、覺(jué)察力);使模糊不清;使遲鈍;使迷惑;蒙騙:

to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation

被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的

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A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”

“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆,”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)??赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的?!?/p>

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