A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

一只熊貓走進(jìn)一家參觀，要了一個(gè)三明治。吃完以后，熊貓?zhí)统鲆话咽謽?，打中了服?wù)員，站起來(lái)準(zhǔn)備走?！昂?！”經(jīng)理叫道，“你還想去哪？你打中了我的服務(wù)員而且你沒(méi)付錢(qián)！”

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

熊貓也叫道：“誒你怎么回事啊，我是熊貓！看清楚啊！”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

經(jīng)理打開(kāi)字典，查到了熊貓的定義：“一種住在樹(shù)上的有袋類亞洲動(dòng)物，以分明的黑色和白色皮毛為特征。吃樹(shù)根和樹(shù)葉。”