大家都愛的英語冷笑話:無奈的院長
作者:Stephanie
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-09-11 22:48
?He Was Only Wrong by Two
他的得數(shù)只比正確答案多二
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enough to be accepted by the college.
杰克霍金斯是美國一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊教練,他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學(xué)業(yè)不行,院方不愿錄取。
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."
有一天,教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見院長,希望院方同意他免試入學(xué)。經(jīng)過一番勸說后院長說:“那我最好先問問他幾個問題?!?/div>
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.
然后他轉(zhuǎn)向?qū)W生,問了幾個非常簡單的問題??墒悄莻€學(xué)生一個也答不上來。
At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"
最后院長說:“那么,五乘七得多少?”
The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."
學(xué)生想了很久,然后回答說:“三十六。”
The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
院長攤開雙手失望地看了看教練??墒墙叹氄J真地說,“噢,錄取他吧,先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二?!?
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