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Rae

Dr Nick Kassar

erm...

twattish

self-destruct

*一律采用英式拼寫

文中共有兩處省略號。不分角色，換人說話就換行。

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Hi, Rae. Hi. Dr Nick Kassar, expert moistener of lady gardens. I wanna eat his face! It's, erm... It's good for the skin. Yeah, I know, yeah. I drink two litres a day. Problem is, it makes you to go to the loo every half hour. I'm getting picked up in 20 minutes. What a shame. Why is that? Because I never got a chance to do a sex on you. Rae... Yeah. Don't get up to any mischief. Well, don't go changing! You keep drinking that water! Oh, God. Why do I always say such twattish things? Four months locked away. Four months convincing people my finger is no longer on the self-destruct button. Finally, I was leaving. Finally, I was free.
你好，瑞伊。 你好。尼克凱薩醫(yī)生，滋潤女人的專家。我想嘗嘗他的臉蛋。這個對皮膚好。 我知道，我每天喝兩公升。不過每半個小時就要上洗手間。 20分鐘后我就要走了。 真可惜。 為什么？因為我從來沒有機會和你共度春宵。瑞伊。 是。 不要到處闖禍了。 希望我們的友誼不變。記得常喝水。天啊，為什么我凈說些傻話！ 四個月的封閉，我已經(jīng)不再尋求自殺了。我終于要離開了，我終于自由了。