See? You are such a hypocrite. You were only 16 when you lost yours. Well, how do you know that? You left your diary in your old room slash my new room. I'll pay you $10,000 for that diary. Look, I've been dating Kyle for two months now. It's like forever. I mean, we've already done everything else. I mean, we've even... Oh. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Even Kyle gets to do that. You have no right to tell me not to do it. But Kyle? Why can't you just wait? Because if you wait, you can get a nice guy like Ted. Robin, this is happening. Look, I already put it up on my Myspace page. I need a clove. You smoke now, too? Oh, remember cloves? No! No "Aw, remember cloves?" This can't happen. She's my baby sister, okay? She should be watching The Little Mermaid and drinking Yoohoo, and not having sex. Come on, you were only 16 when you had sex.