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There is nothing quite like the sinking feeling that comes with turning over a test paper and realising you don't know what the answers are.
沒有什么會(huì)比要交卷時(shí)你卻不知道如何作答這事更令人沮喪的了。

These pictures reveal some of the cheeky, imaginative anddownright comical wrong answers given by clueless students when presented with a question that leaves them stumped in exams, including one who was asked: 'The first cells were probably...?', to which they answered: 'lonely'.
這些圖片展示的是一些厚臉皮、想象力豐富、直率滑稽的錯(cuò)誤答案。它們的主人則是在考試中被問(wèn)題難得毫無(wú)頭緒的學(xué)生們。其中一位哥們遇到的問(wèn)題是“最初的細(xì)胞可能是……？”他答的是“孤獨(dú)的”。

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One child, who clearly had no clue what the answer to his test question was, sketched a picture of himself leaping over a hurdle with a speech bubble filled with the words: ‘I run so hard in hope that you give Sam an A.’
一個(gè)顯然不知道這道試題怎么回答的小孩畫了一張圖。上面畫著他自己正跳過(guò)一個(gè)跨欄，旁邊的對(duì)白中滿滿當(dāng)當(dāng)?shù)貙懼骸拔遗艿锰貏e努力，希望你能給山姆一個(gè)A?！保ㄟ@孩子可能就叫山姆，哈哈）

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Another pupil, who was asked what the definition of 'PEMDAS' was, wrote 'please excuse my dope ass swag'. The pupil in question, perhaps unsurprisingly, was graded with an F.
另外一名學(xué)生被要求給出‘PEMDAS’的意思，然而他寫道：“please excuse my dope ass swag”（請(qǐng)?jiān)徫覔u晃蠢屁股）。也許結(jié)果毫不意外，老師給這名問(wèn)題學(xué)生打分F。

注：PEMDAS到底是啥呢？其實(shí)它是Parentheses，Exponents，Multiplication，Division，Addition and Subtraction.就是小學(xué)應(yīng)該學(xué)的運(yùn)算規(guī)則——計(jì)算時(shí)，先算括號(hào)里的式子，然后輪到指數(shù)運(yùn)算，其次做乘除法，最后才能輪到加減法。這位學(xué)生能湊出上面的解釋，也挺不容易啊…

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One rebel was instructed not to 'write your essay on this page', but instead wrote the words 'your essay' on that very page.
一位叛逆的學(xué)生答題時(shí)被要求不要“在這一頁(yè)寫你的文章”，卻偏偏在那一頁(yè)寫上了這幾個(gè)字——“你的文章”。

同學(xué)，你還想不想好好地和老師處了=_=

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Another student, who was clearly struggling in a math test when asked to fill in whether one number was greater or lesser than another simply wrote 'or' beside each question.
另一名學(xué)生顯然在一場(chǎng)數(shù)學(xué)考試中絞盡腦汁。當(dāng)題目要求他填寫一個(gè)數(shù)字比另一個(gè)數(shù)字大還是小時(shí)，他在每個(gè)問(wèn)題上簡(jiǎn)單地寫了“或者”。

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Remarks from frustrated teachers also appear on some of the papers, with comments such as 'I am extremely tempted to give you full credit for this'.
在一些試卷上，無(wú)奈的老師還會(huì)批些評(píng)語(yǔ)，像是“我非常想因?yàn)檫@個(gè)給你滿分?！?/div>

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One clever student, who failed miserably in filling out a multiple choice paper, used the answer sheet to spell out the words: 'screw this'.
一名機(jī)靈的學(xué)生可憐地答不來(lái)一張滿是選擇題的試卷，便用答題紙拼出了“把它揉成一團(tuán)。”

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One teacher seemed rather impressed with this student's 'math machine' drawing.
這名學(xué)生畫的“數(shù)學(xué)機(jī)器”似乎給一位老師留下了很深的印象。

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A student who was asked 'A basketball is inflated in a building and then taken outside. The football appears toshrink slightly once it is outside. What can be said about the temperature outside?', to which they answered: 'It can change basketballs into footballs!'
一位學(xué)生碰到了這樣一道題：“一只籃球在一棟建筑里沖好氣后，被帶到了外面。在外面的時(shí)候，橄欖球會(huì)微微收縮。應(yīng)該如何描述外面的溫度呢？他答道：“它能把籃球變成橄欖球?！?/div>