Greetings, earthlings, Nolan Ross here with what was supposed to be a surprise announcement about the future of Nolcorp, but someone somewhere has a big mouth. I can now confirm that the Allcom rumors came from a woefully misguided employee. Allcom is dead to me and will not be receiving the contract. Instead, I've decided to offer our humble services to Allcom's soon-to-be chief competitor, Unitech. Well, there you have it. Expect Unitech to open huge tomorrow, and for those of you who bet big on Allcom Cellular, get ready of cover some equally heavy losses. Everybody, listen up. If you value your jobs, keep your mouths shut. As far as our investors are concerned, it's just another sunshiny day. Word of this leaks, we're finished. Hello, this is Valerie calling from Bill Harmon's office. I'm afraid I've got some bad news regarding a major stock loss today and its immediate effect on your portfolio. Please call the office as soon as you can.