Yes, I would like to declare that I love my wife. Sir, do you have any goods to declare? Well, I do have a laptop, a CD player and a present for my wife's birthday that I'd rather not tell you about. Sir, I want to know whether you possess any articles in your bags that I should know about. Let me see. Well, I have got a bottle of shampoo, a tube of toothpaste, clothes and some bars of chocolate. I only want to know if you have anything liable for tax, like cigarettes, perfumes or alcohol. Er, I don't know. Maybe not. Open your suitcase, please. What's this? Isn't that diamond necklace? OK, I'm afraid you have to come with to the office.