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When tales are told of pirates, their vicious nature and their ruthless ways, one pirate is more feared than them all.
Avast! I'm a pirate captain. And I'm here for your gold.
Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat.
See?
Behind every captain there's a crew.
Land, ho-ho! Sorry.
Some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat.
Hoist the flag!
Standard, Sir? Or gruesome?
Extra gruesome! Let's make their gizzards shake!
We're having a little trouble with pirates, Your Majesty.
I hate pirates!
We laugh in the face of danger.
I don't.
I don't really like danger at all.
An actual pirate?
Obviously. Duh.
Can we get there?
Well yes. But unfortunately there's a sea monster in the way.
I think they just add those onto maps for decoration.
Is that a fact?
See? I told you!
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Aha! I'm the pirate captain, and...
We ghost ship oooohhh!

中文劇情

大胡子海盜船長（休·格蘭特 Hugh Grant 配音）是一個野心勃勃卻不怎么成功的公海惡人。船長有一個夢想——打敗他的兩個老對手黑貝拉（杰里米·皮文 Jeremy Piven 配音）和神劍麗子（薩爾瑪·海耶克 Salma Hayek 配音），贏得“年度海盜大獎”，于是 船長帶著他的蝦兵蟹將踏上了冒險之旅。我們的英雄之旅從異域的血腥島到維多利亞時代霧靄彌漫的倫敦街道。一路上，他們打敗了惡魔女王、救起了倒霉的年輕科學(xué)家（大衛(wèi)·田納特 David Tennant 配音），卻從沒有丟掉海盜的最愛——冒險！