1. Your bathroom is LITTERED with blackened Q-tips.
1、浴室里永遠(yuǎn)散落著無(wú)數(shù)黑色棉花簽。

2. Sneezing and hiccuping are FORBIDDEN unless you want to end up like this.
2、畫眼妝時(shí)不能打噴嚏、打嗝，除非你想淪落至此。

3. But every so often you twitch at the wrong moment and summon the downfall of your perfect lids.
3、然而你經(jīng)常在不該手抖的那一刻手抖，接著完美的眼瞼就塌下來(lái)了。

（上圖：腦中想著要把眼角畫的小一些，而四秒后……）

4. You try to keep that wing conservative, but your hand has a mind of its own.
4、你想把眼角處理得保守一些，但手就是不聽(tīng)使喚。

5. If you have hooded eyes, you have your own unique set of issues.
5、如果你是內(nèi)雙，那你遇到的麻煩就相當(dāng)特別了。

6. You look to tutorials for guidance but always manage to royally fuck it up.
6、美妝教程很豐滿，自己動(dòng)手很骨感。

（上圖：一遍遍重畫以后的我）

7. But redoing it over and over again makes your eyes feel raw AF.
7、然而一遍遍地擦掉重來(lái)真的很鬧心。

8. You compulsively try new liquid liners to see if it ever gets any easier. (Spoiler alert: It doesn't.)
8、你饒有興致地不停嘗試新的眼線液筆，看看是不是這一款好畫一些（悄悄告訴你：并沒(méi)有）。

（上圖：當(dāng)你忘記自己有化妝并揉了一下眼睛時(shí)）

9. Honestly you deserve an award for resisting the urge to itch.
9、你忍住不去抓癢的能力都能簡(jiǎn)直能得個(gè)獎(jiǎng)。

10. This kind of tragedy makes you want to hug your Naked palette close.
10、這樣的悲劇讓你好想抱緊你的眼影盤。

（上圖：警方稱，這位女子偷了價(jià)值144美刀的眼影）

11. You're pretty sure you understand this woman on a spiritual level.
11、你很確定你和這位有精神上的共鳴。

（上圖：沒(méi)有什么比這更能讓我苦惱了）

12. And in your opinion, THIS is a worse crime.
12、在你眼中，這是最嚴(yán)重的犯罪。

13. You've seriously considered buying these because FUCK SMUDGES.
13、因?yàn)榕聲瀶y，你真的會(huì)認(rèn)真考慮買這種產(chǎn)品。

14. You've trained yourself to feel no emotion so as not to ruin all your hard work.
14、你訓(xùn)練自己克制住感情，這樣妝就不會(huì)哭花了。

15. There is no worse betrayal than when your mascara clumps on you.
15、沒(méi)有比睫毛膏結(jié)塊更可惡的背叛了。

16. And you're pretty sure the only way to fight is by opening your mouth in this weird way.
16、而唯一防止結(jié)塊的方法就是涂睫毛膏的時(shí)候這樣張開嘴。

17. Eye makeup is a gift from God, but also a curse you must fight every day.
17.眼妝是你的天堂，同時(shí)也是你的地獄。

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