When I was a server in high school?I accidentally walked apron-first into a full-fledged breakup with nothing but?a pitcher of water and a friendly, naive?smile. There was crying. There was cursing. Napkins were thrown in faces. I backed away and hid in the bathroom for an hour.
我上高中的時候，曾當過服務員，那時候我不小心撞見一場正式的分手戲碼，而我只是給他們上了一壺水，并投之以友好又天真的微笑。當時，哭泣、咒罵以及把餐巾紙扔到臉上的戲碼一起上演。我慢慢地退了回去，然后在洗手間里躲了1個小時。

At the time, I had thought this was the most awkward moment that a server could ever invade. Then, I read this recent?Reddit thread. Now I know how much worse it could have been. Why don't people have these conversations at home?
當時我覺得這可能是一名服務員經(jīng)歷過的最尷尬的瞬間了。然后，我看到了Reddit（一家新聞網(wǎng)站）最近發(fā)表的一個話題?，F(xiàn)在我知道（服務員會經(jīng)歷）多么糟糕的情況了。人們?yōu)槭裁床辉诩依镎務撨@些話題呢？

Here are some of the high (low?) lights.
這里有一些高能（尷尬？）的瞬間。

The "Everything is really, really bad"
“一切都非常、非常糟糕?！?/div>

The "Sorry, I'm in love with your sister"
“對不起，我愛上了你的姐妹?！?/div>

The "Just to let you know, I had an affair during the Second World War"
“只是想讓你知道，在二戰(zhàn)期間，我曾有過外遇?！?/div>

The "Mom and dad... I'm gay"
“媽媽，爸爸……我是同性戀?！?/div>

The "I probably shouldn't have shown you that video..."
“我可能不該給你看那個視頻……”

The "Whoops, we aren't virgins anymore and I don't know why we are telling you this"
“哎呀！我們不再是處女了，我不知道我們?yōu)槭裁磿嬖V你這些?！?/div>

The "Please pay your child support... please?!"
“請支付子女撫養(yǎng)費……行嗎？！”

The "Hey I'm pregnant," and "Is this your wife or one of your many girlfriends?"
“嗨，我懷孕了，”以及“這是你的妻子還是你眾多女友之一？”

The "Sorry I ruined your proposal, buddy"
“兄弟，對不起我毀了你的求婚?！?/div>

The "Hey, I know you from the strip club! Wait, is this your dad?"
“嗨，我知道你是脫衣舞俱樂部的！等等，這是你爸爸嗎？”

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