現(xiàn)實(shí)版憤怒的小鳥(niǎo):不要惹一只鳥(niǎo) 你會(huì)死得很慘(組圖)
作者:滬江英語(yǔ)
來(lái)源:buzzfeed
2012-03-03 18:43
Angry Blackbird
Angry Blackbird
憤怒的畫(huà)眉
Feel my death glare.
哥用眼神就能殺死你。
Angry Blue Jay
Angry Blue Jay
憤怒的冠藍(lán)鴉
Allergies piss me off!
靠,這什么玩意兒,竟然過(guò)敏了!
Angry Buzzard
Angry Buzzard
憤怒的禿鷲
Hey fox, I will bitch-slap you from heaven.
臭狐貍,當(dāng)心老子下來(lái)扇你!
Angry Cardinal
Angry Cardinal
憤怒的紅雀
Step away from the bird feeder!
離姐的糧食遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)!
Angry Crow
Angry Crow
憤怒的烏鴉
How would you like to be outdoors in the rain and wind 24/7? I don't so I caw and peck at carcasses. You may be next!
你喜歡天天在外面風(fēng)吹雨淋么?我可不喜歡!所以我才哇哇亂叫,吃的是人家的殘骸。哼,下一個(gè)就吃你!
Angry Finch
Angry Finch
憤怒的鳴鳥(niǎo)
曾經(jīng)有條蟲(chóng)子想試試我,你才后來(lái)怎么著?我把它的肝臟和著蠶豆下酒了。
Angry Goose
Angry Goose
憤怒的鵝
Get off my damn lawn!
從老子的草坪上滾出去!
Angry Hawk
Angry Hawk
憤怒的鷹
You are a rude, thoughtless pig!
你這頭又沒(méi)禮貌又沒(méi)思想的豬!
Angry Penguin
Angry Penguin
憤怒的企鵝
That's the last time you will mock my stroll. I will digest you tomorrow if you keep it up!
這是我最后一次容忍你嘲笑我走路的姿勢(shì),你明天再敢笑就把你吞了!
Angry Pigeons
Angry Pigeons
憤怒的鴿子
往你頭上撒點(diǎn)便便你就知道我們有多憤怒了。
Angry Robin
Angry Robin
憤怒的知更鳥(niǎo)
No, I will not rock for you. Have you any idea how many times I heard that reference?
滾,我不會(huì)搖給你看的!一天到晚都有人叫我搖煩死了!(MJ有首歌叫《Rockin' Robin》)
Angry Seagull
Angry Seagull
憤怒的海鷗
I'm sorry. There's no room for a duck on my pond! GTFO!
抱歉啊,沒(méi)地方給你這只鴨子呆了,滾出我的池塘!