愚人節(jié)雷死人的祝福短信
作者:滬江英語
來源:國際在線
2012-03-22 13:54
Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看見你了,你還是那樣迷人,穿著格子背心,慢悠悠地走著,一副超然自在的樣子,實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎么賽過兔子的?
You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool's Day!
你站在人群中,被柔柔的風吹起的長發(fā),像人間最美的旋律,在我心頭久久回蕩,使我想說:你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦!
You find one you love deserves the love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去找一個值得你愛的去愛,我不夠了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事無法勉強,有些距離無法超越,就像昨天我無法相信,為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!
In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里,你看上去永遠是無憂無慮,吃飯永遠是津津有味,睡覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀,唉!有時候想想,像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinous crimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果長得漂亮是一種錯,我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯;如果聰明是一種罪,我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪,做人真難!但你就好啦,既沒錯又沒罪,真羨慕你!
Toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝,天鵝不屑地說:我要是長成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽了,覺得很委屈:我只是在看短信,我招誰惹誰了?
If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長得難看,請打110;如果你身材不好,請打120;如果你脾氣不好,請打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮,請打我手機,詳談……